Joke Commands - with a chance of Absolute Shitstorm

[Ars Nova]

Basically, something like a command "/thriller" which spawns 8 Tsi-hu, then the Tsi-hu are backup dancers to you dancing "Thriller". Except at the end, you have to kill them, and each Tsi-hu has a 10% chance of summoning a Kaiju, which means you have a 1.25% chance of 8 Kaiju, which then combine into a Super Kaiju, where it combines the stats of each Kaiju, with a 20% chance for each stat that the stat gets a 50% boost.
None of this would drop XP or items, but would be capable of taking over/destroying bases, etc.
Super Kaiju would be like Kanaloa, Baneclaw and Necronus all rolled into one.

EDIT: Fixed the math. I had said that 1 in 80 chance was 1%.

 

[NightStroke]

I can't tell if this post is a joke or not >.>

 

[NoahDVS]

/freemoney
crashes your game

 

[MattHunX]

/moonwalk

 

[Krhys]

Will the super kaiju also resurrect MJ?

 

[NitroMidgets]

Will the super kaiju also resurrect MJ?

Only if they are child kaiju.

 

[Luisedgm]

hell no

maybe as a halloween event only

 

[Daynen]

I would put this in the game. I would also secretly include a permanent faction switch upon command that converts the player to Tsihu allegiance, making all NPC's and players hostile to you and preventing you from using any regular amenities.

Go ahead. Emote. I DARE you. It'll be the last thing you ever do.

THAT would be funny.

 

[zdoofop]

/navel

exposes tsihu navels, hitting them crits for 88%

 

[eRuss]

/explosions

(not trying to steal your thunder Torgue_Joey)​

 

[Ars Nova]

Not a joke. I want to live on the edge.
"Oh, you want to dance? Okay, but I'll throw in a chance for Apocalypse."

 

[Vladplaya]

/no

 

[Phyrak]

Could we get some movie references?

/lucky - dirty harry reference playing with a 6 shot plasma cannon if used on omni mech or equivalent weapon

/force - wave your hand and npc's let you pass

 

[Hybelkaninen]

/ALT+F4
forces your DOSBOX to type "format c:"

 

[ApisLove]

/ALT+F4
forces your DOSBOX to type "format c:"

no. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Krhys]

I remember once they did a stress test while I was 'a wandering' just outside of Thump Dump, think it was still in closed beta at the time, can't remember but all hell broke loose and swarm after swarm of aranha and other assorted beasties came pouring out of the ground for ages. I refused to tear myself away from the PC even though the missus threatened to divorce me.

Good times, people... good times...

 

[NitroMidgets]

A couple of the towers used to have that happen where pod after pod would drop requiring us to defend them. It was nice to have a constant combat area like that.

 

[Pandagnome]

/hump

 

[eRuss]

I remember once they did a stress test while I was 'a wandering' just outside of Thump Dump, think it was still in closed beta at the time, can't remember but all hell broke loose and swarm after swarm of aranha and other assorted beasties came pouring out of the ground for ages. I refused to tear myself away from the PC even though the missus threatened to divorce me.

Good times, people... good times...

I think that was people playing with squid 3 thumper and kiting them into thump dump or at least that's what I remember doing in beta.....

 

[TankHunter678]

/wha?

Causes a Tsihu to spawn in front of you, tell you a joke, then teleport away. Leaving the player (and any nearby NPCs) confused.