I'm offended!

[Pandagnome]

offended because you cannot really mow without a lawn mower

on that note i am going to poke some zombies

 

[EvilKitten]

I am offended as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.

tl;dr, Ikr.

Google bots are going to have fun with that post...

 

[Drakin5]

Google bots are going to have fun with that post...

I could imagine those employees at Google when they find out and their faces looking like any of these:

And I was like:

 

[NitroMidgets]

I am offended as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.

tl;dr, Ikr.

I think you have achieved "Bi-Omni-Offended". I'd drink with you. I bet you have even more interesting things to say when drunk.

 

[Mythos]

Wow, just found the full video:

*grabs popcorn*

real life trolling at its best. this is gold.

That guy is a legitimate Atheist.

 

[SunderPlunder]

whoa , thought this thread was dead lol

 

[Mythos]

All of these threads are dead in this section, I realized that after posting in it. Last post on most threads were in 2016. Edit: and that's the first page too.

 

[SunderPlunder]

;_;