Cute, funny stuff spam. (No political stuff)

ble003

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Aug 7, 2016
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Hi, I'm Hudie Lemma, owner of the mercenary company No Dilemma: 'We're literally ghosts'. You're going to hell, do you want to put that off up to 1200 years? We also have soul purification packages, which will limit your involvement to acts and conflicts your deity would approve of, letting you possibly avert that fate altogether. We're currently under a long-term contract to a neutral-good adventurer organization, so your chances aren't bad.
 

ble003

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Aug 7, 2016
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Pretty Dope team member names in approximate order of confidence:

Pretty Dope Dreamy Poppy
Pretty Dope Pure Heroine
Pretty Dope Crystal Meth
Pretty Dope Brilliant Lucy
Pretty Dope Baker Mary
Pretty Dope Ectasy
Pretty Dope Nose Candy