I was holding some hot chocolate milk on my way to the bookstore to buy pen-refills when I realized books are expensive. like if I spilled the chocolate milk in the right place, it could damage things that cost at least half a month's rent total.
var pFuncs=["smolFunc","redFunc","bishFunc","legsFunc", "timeFunc", "styxFunc", "slotFunc","amurFunc"] #I'm going to be variably happy if any of these inspire a musical genre.