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you get it, it'll arrive just after you stop liking guns. i wish for the abilty to make as may beautiful trinkets as i want that have these effects through pure beauty and not some sort of mind-control: anyone who sees one will want it, to hide and take out and look at sometimes. they all clash...

committing a faux pas among allies

you get a robotic version of the dahomey vodun of war, designed and assembled in russia. i wish for the ability to make arachnids of the same species merge into one individual with their combined mass, size and memories.

alpha centauri b is rushing excitedly to the earth to meet its new owner. it will have engulfed us by 2055. i wish for a perch suitable for a human being with bird-feet.

your right foot is now always being pulled up by a force equal to that with which the rest of you is being pulled down by gravity. i wish for the ability to convert my body-fat into any plant-oil, which then seeps out of the nearest pores.

you wish for the guile theme to play from precisely one meter behind your left ear at all times at a comfortable listening volume. comfortable if you and other people want to hear the guile theme, that is. i wish for the ability to turn body from the waist down into a giant snake-tail that i...

a demon with really strong arms and long fingers, dual-wielding sets of four deagles taped together

played it, both the game and that actual card in this forum game.

at least if it wasn't an inside job

you get arrows. THEY GROW OUT OF YOUR SKULL AND THE HEADS ARE YOUR TEETH. i wish for the ability to add the remaining natural lifespan of creatures i kill to my own.

now everyone is happy all the time, nothing ever changes, and when we die... have you read hardboiled wonderland and the end of the world? i wish for everyone's noses to grow by 0.1 millimeter whenever they lie, counting each person who hears it as a separate instance. noses return to normal...

you will now never wish for anything, a shell of a human being. i wish for precisely the haircut i want.

failing your save to disbelieve

holy lasers

being an android

mind-control virus

the death of a loved one

seconding warframe for firefall-likes. if you decide to try it, look up the wiki. the game's fairly grindy, but recently i've found the rng to be pretty ok because the amount of different drops you get from one specific source is usually pretty limited. other than that, for syndicates you should...

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