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Hey, I am not dead yet! Just been busy.

So glad I skipped that game

This me testing my ability to ignore this post. Had this been an actual ignoring it would not exist. Or if you have ever dealt with intel work you will appreciate this like the cover page that in the center has written "this page intentionally left blank". Thus no longer being blank while...

If voting really had the power the public thinks it has, their government would have already outlawed it.

Just checking but are you offended if let's say I keep candy in my car so that I can randomly lay a short trail of candy on the ground in a parking lot where it ends at the side door of some poor bastards van?

Porn has become like "micro aggressions" for some. If you look hard enough to see or feel offended because it meets your threshold then you will be rewarded. I look forward to societal collapse when everyone is forced back into reality.

On my wish list.

Would of played Mafia 3 but it would not even launch. Steam gave me a refund. I now also heard the game is locked at 30fps on pc. Fuck that.

Onesie?

I am not calling you a cocksucker but you are the only person I ever heard of getting their tonsils removed in order to make more room.

I would say Fortnite but it is Alpha. It is one of the most complete games I have seen in Alpha in at least a decade. Seriously, it plays like a finished product.

Dark is growing on me. I will stalk their every post next.

No, no, Ronyn. You AREN'T being paid. You hear me? Now don't fuck with my reality. When my reality gets angry it gets stabby and stabby leaves blood stains and blood stains are only fashionable for Halloween. Glad we got that all cleared up. FYI, I still hate you. That is all.

Hmmm. I don't think the no developer thing applies since Mark isn't paying you. Good enough for me. Will PM you.

dwarf win

Sorry but I only have one key to give out. Any of you interested in the Fortnite Alpha? If so just be the first to post to here and then I will message you about your access. If I get more keys later I will refer back to this post and try to give them out in the order of who posted. Anybody...

Testicle post. Just saying that before one attempts a testicle post to consider your device selection wisely. Some require much more pressure and that is not a good thing. Technically you have all now seen my balls. To recap, you have all seen my balls. Son of a bitch was this a poor time...

Porn should be enjoyed on the privacy of ones cellphone while on mass transit. Some people just need help understanding that.

Famous or infamous, there really isn't that much difference anymore. I did say the corresponding level of excitement which can also mean deep seeded hate depending on the situation. I mean I have told at least one developer to choke to death on a bag of rubber dicks in the past.