Worst insults/compliment collection

[Pandagnome]

This will be a compiled List of the ultimate worst insult/compliment library please add your worst
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Insult:
You poophead AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Compliment:
Your purfum smells good like a turd i love it friend

 

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"I am envious of the people who have not met you yet"
"I wish you'd have taste buds in your anus"

 

[NitroMidgets]

Hey at least you aren't as lazy as your one eye.
If brains were shit not even a blood hound down wind could smell you.
You haven't been a total disappointment but the day just started.
If I could time travel I would go back and tell your father to finish on her face.
I guess for some it never gets old disappointing every one they meet.

 

[Pandagnome]

these are truely the worst insults i have read thanks

 

[NitroMidgets]

I am not calling you a cocksucker but you are the only person I ever heard of getting their tonsils removed in order to make more room.

 

[Pandagnome]

you my godman are a vermin i shall rub you until you become a mere sand paper
and save the powders for the next muscle shake for exclusive sale on the ebays

 

[Pandagnome]

your skin is as smooth as my cheeks it vibrantly glows like a tomato soup heated ready for consumption