I was a grocery/gas station and there was this one lad who couldn't be older than twenty five dressed in a casual suit who refused to put on his mask that he had hanging on his neck because "I HAVE A DOLLAR! THIS IS THE BANANNA, JUST TAKE IT AND I'LL GO!" He started yelling that after clerk refused to do anything with him until he put it back on for the fifth freaking time.
To be let into the store you have to wear it. And there was a horrible line to just get in. And all I could think while listening to this jerk was, "I'm wearing steel toe boots and I'm pretty sure I can hit his balls from my position."
Fortunately for me or unfortunately for me, the store manager pointed out all the cameras in the store and asked him if he really wants to be arrested over a banana.