"The Navel Song"
Happy Navel,
Sad Navel,
Mentally disturbed Navel,
Super Navel,
Drama Navel,
Big fat mama Navel.
Navel, Navel, Navel, who is this big Navel?
Starting all this drama?
It's me, bitch.
Yes, I am that Navel,
That Navel you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that N-a-v-e-l that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!
Happy Navel,
Sad Navel,
Mentally disturbed Navel,
Super Navel,
Drama Navel,
Big fat mama Navel.
Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a Navel
That will be my new mama.
Mama, Navel,
Mama, Navel,
Navel, Navel,
Mama, Navel,
Hold up! Wait a minute.