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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by MisterSlick, Feb 28, 2017.

  1. Pandagnome

    Pandagnome Well-Known Member Happy Kaiju

    yes otherwise you may need to get a tractor whisperer

    He also whispers to humans with phobia's
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    here he is motivating a future reporter to talk on the camera
     
  2. DinsdaleP13

    DinsdaleP13 Firstclaimer

    I always wondered what happened when I'd wake up with a wet ear. Now I know.
     
  3. Pandagnome

    Pandagnome Well-Known Member Happy Kaiju

    he must of selected you for a reason what did you hear?
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  4. DinsdaleP13

    DinsdaleP13 Firstclaimer

    Only what the voices in my head tell me.
     
  5. Pandagnome

    Pandagnome Well-Known Member Happy Kaiju

  6. DinsdaleP13

    DinsdaleP13 Firstclaimer

    Only when I'm trying to sleep. And then it's usually more like:
     
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  7. Pandagnome

    Pandagnome Well-Known Member Happy Kaiju

    This would make a nice door bell
     
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  8. DinsdaleP13

    DinsdaleP13 Firstclaimer

    A ten hour long doorbell ring? It'd be interesting, at least.

    Ohhhh. You meant just like a single one of those yells? In that case, I agree.
     
  9. Pandagnome

    Pandagnome Well-Known Member Happy Kaiju

    This is a good use of torture a trap would be set like in mouse trap the robber would come in and see shiny or something of interest ooooh aaah must get. Then the trap is set off switching the 10 hour alarm system, this would alert the neighbors of such noise resulting in the police and your house is safe once again :cool:
     
  10. DinsdaleP13

    DinsdaleP13 Firstclaimer

    Sounds like a plan. Let's wire some up, and start selling them.
     
  11. Pandagnome

    Pandagnome Well-Known Member Happy Kaiju

    yes will also have support with security budgie
    who will talk to the criminal to keep them company

     
  12. DinsdaleP13

    DinsdaleP13 Firstclaimer

    Support with them? You mean we can train budgies to run our support hotline, so we don't even have to talk on the phone? I'm fine with that.
     
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  13. Pandagnome

    Pandagnome Well-Known Member Happy Kaiju

    Due to the sheer volume of budgie support are out of stock
    however here is our alternative pack with triple the support!
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  14. Pandagnome

    Pandagnome Well-Known Member Happy Kaiju

    me too!, they send satellites to track them incase they get lost
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  15. DinsdaleP13

    DinsdaleP13 Firstclaimer

    How's he going to track anything? He looks lost himself.
     
  16. Pandagnome

    Pandagnome Well-Known Member Happy Kaiju

    This is a very determined satellite locating the target!!
     
  17. DinsdaleP13

    DinsdaleP13 Firstclaimer

    Must be pretty fucking determined...Just saying.
     

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