Please ignore

[Pandagnome]

yes otherwise you may need to get a tractor whisperer

He also whispers to humans with phobia's

here he is motivating a future reporter to talk on the camera

 

[DinsdaleP13]

I always wondered what happened when I'd wake up with a wet ear. Now I know.

 

[Pandagnome]

he must of selected you for a reason what did you hear?

 

[DinsdaleP13]

Only what the voices in my head tell me.

 

[Pandagnome]

do you hear this?

 

[DinsdaleP13]

Only when I'm trying to sleep. And then it's usually more like:

 

[Pandagnome]

This would make a nice door bell

 

[DinsdaleP13]

A ten hour long doorbell ring? It'd be interesting, at least.

Ohhhh. You meant just like a single one of those yells? In that case, I agree.

 

[Pandagnome]

This is a good use of torture a trap would be set like in mouse trap the robber would come in and see shiny or something of interest ooooh aaah must get. Then the trap is set off switching the 10 hour alarm system, this would alert the neighbors of such noise resulting in the police and your house is safe once again

 

[DinsdaleP13]

Sounds like a plan. Let's wire some up, and start selling them.

 

[Pandagnome]

yes will also have support with security budgie
who will talk to the criminal to keep them company

 

[DinsdaleP13]

Support with them? You mean we can train budgies to run our support hotline, so we don't even have to talk on the phone? I'm fine with that.

 

[Pandagnome]

Due to the sheer volume of budgie support are out of stock
however here is our alternative pack with triple the support!

 

[DinsdaleP13]

I'm plenty happy with that.

 

[Pandagnome]

me too!, they send satellites to track them incase they get lost

 

[DinsdaleP13]

How's he going to track anything? He looks lost himself.

 

[Pandagnome]

This is a very determined satellite locating the target!!

 

[DinsdaleP13]

Must be pretty fucking determined...Just saying.

 

[Pandagnome]

yes if not the party will die forever!

 

[DinsdaleP13]

You have to remember to rock and roll all night too.