Any good way to look less drunk/high ?

[Rasgulla]

I don't drink or take drugs yet my friends and random people think I look high or drunk all the time.
What should I do ? Any home remedies(anything other than explosives or firearms) ?

 

[Degiance]

Don't slouch, correct your posture and get a decent amount of sleep to get rid off the dopy look and the plausible black bags under the eyes and the redness in the eyes. Also i recommend not staggering around.

 

[Pandagnome]

its the other way round perhaps your friends are looking drunk perhaps its some test of some sort hmm

Degiance advice is solid!

Add some good leg movement for good effect drunken master dance is an art

 

[Wyntyr]

 

[Dr. D]

https://www.wikihow.com/Act-Sober

Method 2 should work. Even better while being actually sober.

 

[DinsdaleP13]

What is this?

But as to the advice portion, I'd say just tell them what I do. "This is my normal face, and I only look this way 'cause I ain't got the smarts."

 

[Drakin5]

Maybe you’re having too little sleeping hours. Doctor’s advice is 8 hours of sleep daily. I rarely drink coffee except decaf but having enough sleep is the best advice instead of reaching for the nearest cup of joe.

 

[Torgue_Joey]

cup of joe.

I'M TOO F*CKING STRONG FOR HIM.
ONE SIP AND HE EEEEXPLOOOODES

 

[Rasgulla]

I'M TOO F*CKING STRONG FOR HIM.
ONE SIP AND HE EEEEXPLOOOODES

Like I said I prefer remedies which don't include explosion !!

 

[Pandagnome]

Like I said I prefer remedies which don't include explosion !!

Like this dancing frog only explosive is the way could jump but frog is smart and conserves the energy for jumping things

 

[Degiance]

My final say on the matter, remember to sleep well.
Best result for good sleep slightly cooler room, keep your feet warm and upper body cool. Then sleep in the position your most comfy with. (Even though there is some mixed data on that sleeping position thing)
Also eating before sleeping can disturb both the sleep and digestion.