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PSA: "We may not have huskies here on Em-8er, but the age old advice from the great scholar Frank Zappa holds true today; don't you eat that yellow snow." *fade into song being played over the PA system*

That took longer than I thought it would. Congrats to all the winners. And thanks for doing something so awesome, Maven.

I'm sure someone will correct me, but I think it was just over a month. It'd be hilarious if it took over an IRL month for a NPC to get back to you.

I'm missing about a million dollars, and the title "Coolest guy ever." But good job on fixing all the missing stuff you guys.

"Smell that? You smell that? Napalm Explosions, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm explosions in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink Kaiju...

Torgue got hungry.

Don't bother naming them. Just call them hey you, and hey you too.

Looks like you didn't hear the PSA about the rocket fuel shipment getting mixed up with the shampoo shipment. Do not use the shampoo that came in on the last shipment on your head. It does wonders when you put it in your THMPR though.

Congratulations, you've got a world made of peas. Life is no longer sustainable as we know it. Everyone is now dead, thanks to you and your wish for world peas. You're immortal, but everyone you've ever known or loved is now dead, since the world changed into peas. You float through space for...

I dunno, I think this one has a better message for a planet like Em-8er.

That kid totally got chopped up by those saw blades. I mean, I would have guided him right into them, but still...

Ouch. Has the price of Duct Tape skyrocketed that much in the future?

What is this? But as to the advice portion, I'd say just tell them what I do. "This is my normal face, and I only look this way 'cause I ain't got the smarts."

"Must have been a bad batch around here cause Floyd County has gone crazy here in the last four days," exclaimed Tackett ." Because there's such a thing as a good batch of meth? I also like how he described his cousin as a rogue.

Hah. Like you're my boss. Also, for future reference, there're edit and delete buttons if you want to do either of those. Or you might just like typing out disregard. I'll admit, it is a fun word to say, if not type. Disregard. Disregard. You can almost type it out completely with just your...

Look at that. Me asking important questions. So proud of myself. Also, I done signed up.

Got you, fam. *Edit: Or did I misunderstand. Here you go. IT

How easy would it be for a newbie to learn the rules, and stuff? Never played a Tabletop RPG, but would be interested in participating at some point.