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me last

^Banned coz aliens are just theory, and we have no evidence whatsoever.

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You do , but you did not phrase your wish properly. You can detect traces of cancer in reddit posts , twitch chat and even this forum. You eventually embrace the cancer and become psycho. I wish I'm Snorlax so I can sleep as long as I want and beat up others who disagree with my sleeping schedule.

Replaying Dragon Age Origins. Never gets old.

^Banned

spam time

Sure , but the potency of your awesome ability is higher than you imagine. You decide to try on some stacked gas tanks , and they instantly explode, killing you :( I wish all your ridiculous wishes wouldn't make me laugh until my stomach hurt XD ( everyone's wishes in this thread is ridiculous...

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titanium forge

^Banned for being demoted from a badass to fugitive , then to a person who knows nothing :D

Your ability gets you fortune and fame like you've never imagine, monthly salary by the millions coz rich ass pricks would pay top buck for you to make their worries vanish, even for an instant. Even presidents of different countries pays you a visit to calm their nerves.your fame allows you to...

^Banned becoz all men , even fugitives , deserve a bit of kindness. :)

Of all your abilities , your ability to get rid of drugs in ppl's system gives junkies the perfect excuse for doing drugs .They don't even have to worry about getting caught , they pay you top bucks to sit with them while they puff, and when cops do a check on their system for traces of drugs...

Well, they lied, made tons of profit and the ire of gamers overhyping the game. I was aghast that Sean straight up lied on the Stephen Colbert show. Took some real balls , I'll grant him that.

hairy spiders

^Banned coz you need to chill.