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I WAS F*CKING AFRAID TO VISIT YOUR WEBSITE. IT APPEARS TO BE MORE SANE THAN YOUR POST ON THIS FORUM.

I, SARGE "TORGUE" JOE, KAIJU 'SPLODER, HIGH PRIEST OF GRUMMZIFER, FOUNDER AND LEADER OF THE "CULT OF GRUMMZ", PROVIDER OF FREE EXPLOSIONS, KILLER OF RABBITS, RATER OF BADASSERY, APPROVER OF BADASSITUDE, THE DAKKA PROMOTER, HERBY SWEAR AN OATH TO F*CK SH*T UP WHENEVER A BLOODY RABBIT, MUTATED...

I lost my Rabbit doll, can you please find it for me. I dropped it in Base [ID not found] WTF. YOU TELLING ME I SACRIFICED A BASE JUST TO BLOW UP A F*CKING DOLL? (NARRATOR: Torgue should really learn to stop skipping every dialogue after "Rabbit" and read the entire mission)

PSA SAFETY FIRST. IF YOU WANNA PLAY WITH EXPLOSION, USE YOUR FRAME. BECAUSE RECOIL. AND BLOW MORE SH*T UP. -10 SAFETY GEAR +20 FUN

PE-PE-PE-PEW CHWE-CHWE PEPEPEPEPE-SHEW SHEW SHEW PEPEPE-PEPEP-PEW +20 PIXEL'SPLOSION

IF YOU CAN HEAR EXPLOSION IN SPACE, THEN IT IS TRULY AN BADASS EXPLOSION. +50 FOR HEARING KA-BOOM IN SPACE

SO THIS IS THE LEGENDARY MEGUMIN I KEEP HEARING ABOUT. EXPLOSION MAGIC. EXPLOSION MAGIC! I SAID F*CKING E X P L O S I O N M A G I I I I C

YOU JUST GOTTA LOVE CLASSIC EXPLOSIONS. INTERNAL EXPLOSION [CHECK] MILLENNIUM FALCON [CHECK] BIG ASS EXPLOSION [DOUBLE CHECK] EXPLOSION SOUND IN SPACE [DOUBLE-DOUBLE CHECK] +80 CHILDHOOD AWESOMENESS

WHY THE F*CK YOU WANT TO BLOW UP THE AMMO DEPOT? WE NEED ALL THE AMMO TO KILL THOSE BLOODY RABBITS. *takes off Badass Aviator of Badassitude* OOOOH I SEE NOW. YOU BLEW IT UP TO FORCE OTHER TO USE EXPLOSIVE ONLY WEAPONS. YOUR DEDICATION DESERV A BADGE. +10 LOVE'SPLOSION. DID YOU JUST BLEW...

NOW I WANNA MAKE THOSE KIND OF PSA FOR EM8ER.

I DID MANAGE TO FORCE THE GREAT LORD GRUMMZIFER TO ADD MINI NUKES. I ORDERED A PEPSI, NOT EVA (crush can)

-10 GENTLEMAN FOR NOT PROPERLY INTRODUCING HER. NOW, EVERYONE, SAY HELLO TO MISS GRABLE AND BE NICE TO HER BECAUSE THIS DR. D WILL CARRY HER ON HIS SHOULDER LIKE A DAUGHTER. +50 BADASSITUDE

FINALLY SOMETHING DECENT. GOOD JOB SOLDIER. BURNING DOWN YOUR FELLOW TOY SOLDIERS. ALRIGHT KIDS. NEXT SCHOOL PROJECT: EXPLODING TOY SOLDIERS. AWESOME. NOW KIDS GET THE CHANCE TO ENJOY THE JOY OF EXPLOSION. +10 FOR CHILD SUPPORT.

SHOW ME AN ACTUAL MICRO EXPLOSION AND I'LL RATE YOUR ASS FOR IT.

I HAVE NO F*CKING IDEA IF I SHOULD RATE THAT SH*T BUT YOU KNOW WHAT EVERYTHING IS R-RATED. FIRST VIDEO IS JUST MEH. THAT SH*T IS DISQUALIFIED AS F*CK. LOOOOSER. THE SECOND VIDEO HAS A KID HITTING HIS MOTHER WITH A F*CKING PLASTIC SWORD. TOTALLY UN-COOL. KIDS, DON'T HIT YOUR MOTHER. -10...

SO THIS SH*T IS WHAT YOU DID WITH MY EXPLOSIVES YOU STOLE BACK IN THE BEGINNING OF AGE? STILL WASN'T ENOUGH TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN SO YOU BLOW UP THE ENTIRE PLANET.

"THAT'S WHAT I CALL FIRE POWER" AWESOME QUOTE. GOTTA WRITE THAT BADASS DOWN.

SO....SO....SO F*CKING BEAUTIFUL. THAT VIBRANT COLOR, SO F*CKING EXPLOSIVE IT'S EVEN IN MY FAVORITE COLOR: EXPLOSION. THAT BABE IS WORTHY AS A WALLPAPER.

NO EXPLOSION, NO POINT.

NOSTALGIA CAN BE PAINFUL. BUT NOT WHEN IT COMES TO EXPLOSION.