what will happen after corona????

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Scenarios:

- Corona v3 comes everyone wears suits and lives in bubbles
- Corona has died now there is an increase of birth rates
- Corona has mutated and now aliens have come to visit us
- Drone & roomba's will be programmed to lure infected carriers with free shopping offers so the government can tract them and put experimental drugs inside to test :O

- We all move to mars and earth has exploded then we start over again
 
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Lord Gaben will release a headset that interacts with your brain and from then on we will all live in the matrix.



2021 will be remembered as the year where we collectively realized reality was overrated.
Huh, I didn't know there were a few luddites still living in the matrix. Geez, move on already! It's annoying to support this hardware. If it wasn't for all this government funding...
 

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I think corona would reveal her self as the most evil villain in the world and have an army of coviders if no one followers her she would make more problems so the reapers would have to do something about it !!!
 

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Everyone who takes a vaccine will turn into an alien in the year 2022 and the aliens will visit us then and say your true evolution has began.

You have no need for star satellite things in the space so they destroy it all and everyone looks in shock but the surprise is that you can now play video games in your head with 0 ping and no lag and movies are life like in your head.

So they eat the vr headsets and any old tech poops to convert it into materials for their spaceship
 

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When corona is over and a renamed corona called Anoroc appears everyone will have a Anoroc zapper that follows them around its actually a spy that records everything you do while pulsing light waves that kill of the corona like a camera with big light flashes like a little sunshine in your life.

At night it does it much more because well at night the Anoroc is sneaky meaning you would probably have interrupted sleep unless you have special night gear that may resemble bra's and ear plugs to stop hearing the nice machine helping you.

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Corona Zapper

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Special darkness eye wear & ear blockers
 

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Nothing, Corona will never end; vaccines still aint miracle cure, only thing vaccine does is boost your immunity system to combat virus before symptoms come; but immunity system does not exactly prevent you from carrying or spreading said virus
rates are down now because its summer ...but come winter and there is next wave, and year after that next wave...to infinity
 

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In the future everyone will live on mountains and to survive the condition you are give 12 cosplay outfits in total 1 for each month.

This way the corona cannot reach you because you are high in the mountains and they dont like to climb.
If the corona manages to reach the mountain your outfit will trap the corona and a mountain goat will lick it off because their sole purpose is to eat and defend the mountain if however it is too late the mountain goat will ram you off the mountain safety down to the hospital.