The *EXPLOSION* rating thread

[Torgue_Joey]

THAT'S RIGHT, SUCKERS
WELCOME TO MY EXPLOSION THREAD


RULES:
POST YOUR EXPLOSIONS. AS .JPG, .GIF, .VID, .WHATEVER
AND I'LL GIVE IT A RATING.


REQUIRMENT:
ALL EXPLOSION ARE BEAUTIFUL IN THEIR OWN WAY.
UNLESS I SAY OTHERWISE.

(EDIT)
RULE NUMB A TWO:
DON'T ASK ME FOR THE DEFINITION OF "OFFENSIVE"
IF YOU THINK YOU MAY OR MAY NOT OVERSTEP THE BOUNDARIES, PUT A "SPOILER" ON IT.
I KNOW, IT SOUND WEAK TO ME TOO
BUT FOR THE LOVE OF ANITCHKA, I WANT TO BE LOVED AND COOL AMONG THE KIDS TOO
NOT THAT KIDS WOULD EVER VISIT A TORGUE THREAD.
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[Torgue_Joey]

LET THE PARTY BEGIN.

http://imgur.com/xhjNnGs

 

[Wyntyr]

 

[Pandagnome]

 

[Wyntyr]

 

[Torgue_Joey]

NOSTALGIA CAN BE PAINFUL. BUT NOT WHEN IT COMES TO EXPLOSION.

 

[Torgue_Joey]

SOME FARTS

NO EXPLOSION, NO POINT.

 

[Degiance]

I have wanted to post this picture for a while now as i think it looks rather beautiful and i was trying to use the colors as a reference for a background for a insignia but it went kinda crappy.

 

[Torgue_Joey]

SO....SO....SO F*CKING BEAUTIFUL.
THAT VIBRANT COLOR, SO F*CKING EXPLOSIVE IT'S EVEN IN MY FAVORITE COLOR: EXPLOSION.

THAT BABE IS WORTHY AS A WALLPAPER.

 

[Degiance]

Okay i found this as i was trying to find that explosion on video format.

 

[Torgue_Joey]

AT 4:40

"THAT'S WHAT I CALL FIRE POWER"

AWESOME QUOTE.
GOTTA WRITE THAT BADASS DOWN.

 

[Terib.Shadow]

Those ain't gifs cause fuck the rules
Now give me explosion points
still not giving back those explosives tho.

 

[Torgue_Joey]

Those ain't gifs cause fuck the rules
Now give me explosion points
still not giving back those explosives tho.

SO THIS SH*T IS WHAT YOU DID WITH MY EXPLOSIVES YOU STOLE BACK IN THE BEGINNING OF AGE?

STILL WASN'T ENOUGH TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN
SO YOU BLOW UP THE ENTIRE PLANET.

 

[Drakin5]

Did someone ordered pizza with extra offensive toppings?

 

[Pandagnome]

NO EXPLOSION, NO POINT.

but it was micro explosion

 

[Torgue_Joey]

Did someone ordered pizza with extra offensive toppings?

I HAVE NO F*CKING IDEA IF I SHOULD RATE THAT SH*T
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT

EVERYTHING IS R-RATED.

FIRST VIDEO IS JUST MEH. THAT SH*T IS DISQUALIFIED AS F*CK. LOOOOSER.

THE SECOND VIDEO HAS A KID HITTING HIS MOTHER WITH A F*CKING PLASTIC SWORD. TOTALLY UN-COOL. KIDS, DON'T HIT YOUR MOTHER. -10 BADASSITUDE.

BUT THE SPONGEBOB HAS THE BETTER EXPLOSION. I'LL APPROVE THAT SH*T INSTEAD.

 

[Torgue_Joey]

but it was micro explosion

SHOW ME AN ACTUAL MICRO EXPLOSION AND I'LL RATE YOUR ASS FOR IT.

 

[Pandagnome]

SHOW ME AN ACTUAL MICRO EXPLOSION AND I'LL RATE YOUR ASS FOR IT.

sorry i don't have a microscope although here is one!

this one just because i like the train

 

[Torgue_Joey]

this one just because i like the train

FINALLY SOMETHING DECENT.
GOOD JOB SOLDIER. BURNING DOWN YOUR FELLOW TOY SOLDIERS.

ALRIGHT KIDS.
NEXT SCHOOL PROJECT: EXPLODING TOY SOLDIERS. AWESOME.
NOW KIDS GET THE CHANCE TO ENJOY THE JOY OF EXPLOSION.

+10 FOR CHILD SUPPORT.

 

[Dr. D]

The Atomic Cannon, because I want this mounted on my frame's shoulder...