THE 10 F*CKING GRUMMZMANDMENT

Discussion in 'Fan art, Fanfic, and other Fan creations!' started by Torgue_Joey, Nov 2, 2016.

  1. Torgue_Joey

    Torgue_Joey Emberite -Death Reaper

    (THIS DAMN SH*T DIDN'T FIT IN MY F*CKING SIGNATURE. SO F*CK YOU ALL. HERE IT IS.)


    ALL HAIL OUR GREAT LORD GRUMMZIFER



    You shall have no other Dev before Me but the mighty Torgue himself.

    You shall not make idiots and noobs.

    You shall not take the name of Grummz in vain. Use Torgue instead.

    (SERIOUSLY. "WHAT IN THE F*CKING NAME OF MIGHTY TORGUE IS WRONG HERE!" SOUNDS MORE BADASS)

    Remember the Release day, to keep it holy.

    Honor your Omniframe, your T.H.M.P.R. and the Holy Navels.

    You shall murder Rabbits all you want.

    You shall not commit adultery with the game.

    You shall not loot-steal.

    You shall not bear false badassery against Rabbits.

    You shall not AFK or leech.

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    ANY F*CKING IMPROVISATION ARE WELCOME. AND NO. I WON'T REMOVE MY F*CKING NAME!

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    Last edited: Jan 23, 2017
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  2. Rocketeer593

    Rocketeer593 Member

    Who else is in agreement of making this written on some stone in-game? Also, the stone should explode and reform when shot/hit, killing those who shot/hit it as well as an achievement if killed by it to show others that you are an idiot, a rule breaker, and a corpse. Cause (Insert Mr Torgue saying "explosions" with his signature flair)!
     
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  3. Torgue_Joey

    Torgue_Joey Emberite -Death Reaper

    YOU. I LIKE.
     
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  4. Torgue_Joey

    Torgue_Joey Emberite -Death Reaper

    Could as well have an hidden achievement/titles.
    When honoring the stone via interaction or animated emotes.

    First time: 'Follower of Grummz'
    Ten times: 'Grummzifian'
    100 times: 'High priest of Grummzifer'
     
  5. Kyan Johansson

    Kyan Johansson Boss Boss - Gatestrider

    I'm sorry, but I find the lack of navel reference disturbing. You can't have Grummz Commands without saying navel at least once.
     
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  6. Torgue_Joey

    Torgue_Joey Emberite -Death Reaper

    HOLY F*CKING NAVEL SH*T. YER F*CKING RIGHT.

    "Honor your Omniframe, your T.H.M.P.R. and the holy Navels."

    BETTER?
     
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  7. Kyan Johansson

    Kyan Johansson Boss Boss - Gatestrider

    grummz_justright_navel.jpg
     
  8. neonserge

    neonserge Well-Known Member

    I like it but i would recommend aviator glasses
     
  9. Wraithbane

    Wraithbane Member

    Torgue, you are in violation of Sacred Writ! You have invoked the Sacred Name of GRUMMZIFER (Blessed be His Name!), without adding "Blessed be His Name"

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  10. Nunaden

    Nunaden Well-Known Member

    Whom do you call heretics, heretic?
     
  11. Nunaden

    Nunaden Well-Known Member

    How shall i understand that? Like not calling noobs noobs and idiots idiots or what?
    And are you a kind of grummz-holy that we shall use your name in vain? :D
     
  12. Wraithbane

    Wraithbane Member

    Who ever shall violate Sacred Writ of course... ^^
     
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