THE 10 F*CKING GRUMMZMANDMENT

Discussion in 'Fan art, Fanfic, and other Fan creations!' started by Torgue_Joey, Nov 2, 2016.

  1. Torgue_Joey

    Torgue_Joey Emberite -Death Reaper KAIJU 'SPLODER

    (THIS DAMN SH*T DIDN'T FIT IN MY F*CKING SIGNATURE. SO F*CK YOU ALL. HERE IT IS.)


    ALL HAIL OUR GREAT LORD GRUMMZIFER



    You shall have no other Dev before Me but the mighty Torgue himself.

    You shall not make idiots and noobs.

    You shall not take the name of Grummz in vain. Use Torgue instead.

    (SERIOUSLY. "WHAT IN THE F*CKING NAME OF MIGHTY TORGUE IS WRONG HERE!" SOUNDS MORE BADASS)

    Remember the Release day, to keep it holy.

    Honor your Omniframe, your T.H.M.P.R. and the Holy Navels.

    You shall murder Rabbits all you want.

    You shall not commit adultery with the game.

    You shall not loot-steal.

    You shall not bear false badassery against Rabbits.

    You shall not AFK or leech.

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    ANY F*CKING IMPROVISATION ARE WELCOME. AND NO. I WON'T REMOVE MY F*CKING NAME!

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    Last edited: Jan 23, 2017
  2. Rocketeer593

    Rocketeer593 Member

    Who else is in agreement of making this written on some stone in-game? Also, the stone should explode and reform when shot/hit, killing those who shot/hit it as well as an achievement if killed by it to show others that you are an idiot, a rule breaker, and a corpse. Cause (Insert Mr Torgue saying "explosions" with his signature flair)!
     
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  3. Torgue_Joey

    Torgue_Joey Emberite -Death Reaper KAIJU 'SPLODER

    YOU. I LIKE.
     
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  4. Torgue_Joey

    Torgue_Joey Emberite -Death Reaper KAIJU 'SPLODER

    Could as well have an hidden achievement/titles.
    When honoring the stone via interaction or animated emotes.

    First time: 'Follower of Grummz'
    Ten times: 'Grummzifian'
    100 times: 'High priest of Grummzifer'
     
  5. Kyan Johansson

    Kyan Johansson Boss Boss - Gatestrider Base Commander

    I'm sorry, but I find the lack of navel reference disturbing. You can't have Grummz Commands without saying navel at least once.
     
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  6. Torgue_Joey

    Torgue_Joey Emberite -Death Reaper KAIJU 'SPLODER

    HOLY F*CKING NAVEL SH*T. YER F*CKING RIGHT.

    "Honor your Omniframe, your T.H.M.P.R. and the holy Navels."

    BETTER?
     
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  7. Kyan Johansson

    Kyan Johansson Boss Boss - Gatestrider Base Commander

    grummz_justright_navel.jpg
     
  8. Pandagnome

    Pandagnome Well-Known Member Kaiju Slayer

    I like it but i would recommend aviator glasses
     
  9. Wraithbane

    Wraithbane Terraformer

    Torgue, you are in violation of Sacred Writ! You have invoked the Sacred Name of GRUMMZIFER (Blessed be His Name!), without adding "Blessed be His Name"

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Nunaden

    Nunaden Well-Known Member

    Whom do you call heretics, heretic?
     
  11. Nunaden

    Nunaden Well-Known Member

    How shall i understand that? Like not calling noobs noobs and idiots idiots or what?
    And are you a kind of grummz-holy that we shall use your name in vain? :D
     
  12. Wraithbane

    Wraithbane Terraformer

    Who ever shall violate Sacred Writ of course... ^^
     
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  13. Jag

    Jag Member Kaiju Slayer

    Necro for COG
     
  14. Despair

    Despair Firstclaimer - Death Reaper - Frame Founder

    I can see the future...we will have an Em8er Forum/Discord Founder Guild...and these will be our rules
     
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  15. Torgue_Joey

    Torgue_Joey Emberite -Death Reaper KAIJU 'SPLODER

    THE VISION BOOK IS OUR HOLY BOOK.
    ANYTHING THAT STRIFE AWAY FROM THE VISIONS OF THE GREAT LORD GRUMMZIFER IS CONSIDERED HERESY.

    (Subject to change)
     
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  16. Despair

    Despair Firstclaimer - Death Reaper - Frame Founder

    And shall be punished with an afterlife where navels are nowhere to see
     
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  17. PIghead Elderberry

    PIghead Elderberry Active Member JUMBO KAIJU SLAYER

    All who deviate from the Gummz Vision are to be Green Tentacled to DEATH by the BASKET OF GREEN TENTACLES!
     
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  18. Pandagnome

    Pandagnome Well-Known Member Kaiju Slayer

    My conclusion is the green tentacles are from his gut the alien has bad gut bacteria that has gotten angry over time and mutated into tentacles to devour and feed on its tentacle wishes!
     
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  19. Torgue_Joey

    Torgue_Joey Emberite -Death Reaper KAIJU 'SPLODER

    OH GAWD. WHY?

    STOP THIS HERESY IN THIS HOLY THREAD!

    PS: EVEN MORE REASON TO KILL THOSE RABBITS.
     
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  20. Rocketeer593

    Rocketeer593 Member

    Aye, plz don't desecrate this holy thread with your love of tentacles. And nice new tag there Mr. Torgue!
     

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