welcome to complain department if you would like to make a complaint please press 1, for other complaints about your accessories please press 2, for error in magic beans press 3, for all other complaints please press 4
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Welcome to complain department how can i help sorry but if you call back in 2 years time you will have forgotten about the issue \o/
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[note] this is based on telephone complaints