Game Limericks

[TGVirus]

Title is kinda self explanatory. (at least for me at 12am after 40h without sleep and with a few liters of blood coursing through my caffeine system)

Note: please make it rhyme

 

[TGVirus]

Ill start:

To Ember the game:
I say with no shame
Over-funded you are,
So just do your best cuz we'll do the rest
Together with us you'll go far!

 

[Faeryl]

I haven't made up a Limerick in years.

There once was a group called the Niners,
Who thought they could use gold miners.
What they found out instead is the game's truly dead.
They had no recourse but to end this long course;
'Coz they do things we've all come to dread.

 

[Finanect]

There once was a man from the Discord
Who tried to pull rhymes from his gourd.
Down he sat with displeasure.
Until he hit the treasure,
A book of poetry beneath his floorboard!

Did I do good, coach?

 

[Pandagnome]

Enter click.......Ember on my screen
and there it gleams.. sends me to the forums
nice its no problems.

Pictures of Tsihu and other cool things
I assume for great things!
Contributing with my wisdom and thoughts
other times i certainly feel like a ghost.

The forum games are swell and hypnotic
the collection and range of such interesting topic.
Waiting for official news, while tapping with my new shoes!

 

[TGVirus]

There one was a game named Firefall,
Who was plagued with bugs by the thrall
But whatever The9-ers did, they couldn't play ball, so they hid.
And couldn't prevents the game's downfall.