Em-8ER Winter Holiday Thread

Nov 13, 2018
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Post ANYTHING related to Em8er and Christmas, Winter, holiday etc..
Have FUN! I'll start with this -->>

"How the Grummz saved Em-8ER" a re-telling of a classic Christmas poem

And the Grummz, with his Grummz-feet ice cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so?

It came without ribbons. It came without tags.
It came without packages, boxes or bags.

And he puzzled and puzzled ’till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grummz thought of something he hadn’t before.

What if Em-8ER, he thought, doesn’t come from a store?
What if Em-8ER, perhaps, means a little bit more?

And what happened then? Well, in the Forums they say
That the Grummz's small heart grew three sizes that day!

And then the true meaning of Em-8ER came through,
And the Grummz found the strength of ten Grummz, plus two!

And now that his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light

With a smile to his soul, he descended Mount Developer
Cheerily blowing "Who! Who!" on his trumpet.

He rode into the Em-8ER Discord. He brought them new toys.
He brought fun and Joy to all the Reaper girls and boys.

He brought them their Omniframes, their Catsup packs and skins.
Brought them their guns, their missiles and glider wings.

He brought them everything, all the goodies for the game!
And he, he himself, the Grummz dropped a new Demo, that wasn't the same!

Welcome to Em-8ER. Bring your cheer,
Cheer to all Reapers, far and near.
 
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liandri

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“Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray to Grummz my navel to keep.
If the demo should drop before I wake,
I pray to Toshi my models to bake.
If I should play with other games,
I pray Ronyn to guide my gains.
Grummz, unto thee I pray,
Thou hast guarded me all day;
Safe I am with no Tsi-hu in sight,
Safely let me sleep tonight.
Bless my THMP-R, all the waifu-like;
Help me to learn how to Deepstryke;
Keep all reapers high in flight;
So to all I say good night.”
 
Nov 13, 2018
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“Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray to Grummz my navel to keep.
If the demo should drop before I wake,
I pray to Toshi my models to bake.
If I should play with other games,
I pray Ronyn to guide my gains.
Grummz, unto thee I pray,
Thou hast guarded me all day;
Safe I am with no Tsi-hu in sight,
Safely let me sleep tonight.
Bless my THMP-R, all the waifu-like;
Help me to learn how to Deepstryke;
Keep all reapers high in flight;
So to all I say good night.”
Excellent!!!! Lolol
 

Pandagnome

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#5
My version of twinkle twinkle little star Em8er version :D


Glider Glider little Mek
Where you going? ... that's so far !
Up into the cloudy sky
like a waifu eating pie
Glider Glider little Mek
Where you going? ...that's so far !

When the phasing fun is on
When the tsihu, blinks and gone
Then begins a little fight
Glider Glider little Mek
Where you going? ...that's so far !

Then the thumpr drills all night
Thanks for all your resource spike
Such a noisy one you are
Stompy stompy feet my ... CAR :O
Glider Glider little Mek
Where you going? ...that's so far !

In our base you gently sleep
Beep Boop holographic sheep
Alarms start blasting such a fright
Jump into action heroic knight
Glider Glider little Mek
Where you going? ...that's so far !

Burst fire blasters send crazy sparks
Lights the tsihu in the dark
Not sure who you think you are?
Mek uplink to the avatar
Glider Glider little Mek
Where you going? ...that's so far !