Death Jokes

Discussion in 'Flamewars, Gripes and Complaints' started by Kouyioue, Sep 21, 2016.

  1. Kouyioue

    Kouyioue Active Member

    WooooOOOOOoo ! ! !! Death Jokes ! ! ! !! I'm gonna start a fight ! !

    I'm gonna joke about dying and you're gonna laugh ! ! >:D
    Let's all have fun ! ! 99%(ish) of all humans who have ever lived on this planet are dead anyways :)

    So let me have fun joking about the columbine and the twin towers because they both happened more than 15 YEARS ago ^_^

    [whiny squeaky voice] OOOooOOOEUUUGHHH! ! !! ! People died that daaay Hooow daare youuu ! !! ! WHHHIIIINE ! ! ! ANGER ! ! ANGST ! ! !
    Too bad, slick: 6000 people die every hour, get over it. :D


    This is like those social justice warriors that: just because you let your friend into the lunch line, they try to start a bitchFight that EVERYONE should get a free pass too. this is hilarious ! ! ! ! .

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    [Whiny Voice again]
    " But Kotuuuuuu ! ! ! ! ! The twin towers and the columbine have sentimental value to the indirect victims SO THESE EVENTS GET A SOCIAL JUSTICE PASS! ! ! "
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    pffft ! ! so? ^_^ EVERY death has sentimental value. Get over it >:D

    --Singing:

    Get ~ over ~ itttt ... ! ! !
    , Get ~ over ~ itttt ... ! ! ! ,
    ♪ ♪
    Get ~ over ~ itttt ... ! ! !
    , Get ~ over ~ itttt ... ! ! ! ,
    ♫ ♫

    ♥ Insulting peoples' followthrough is bliss. ♥ ♥
     
    Last edited: Sep 21, 2016
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  2. neonserge

    neonserge Well-Known Member

    I accidentally sat on a bug the death was instant but the stain was horrific .. rip my purple shorts :(
    summer wont be the same
     
  3. Torgue_Joey

    Torgue_Joey Emberite -Death Reaper

    MY BIRTH WAS SO EXPLOSIVE, IT ALMOST KILLED MY MOTHER.
    YEAH, SO WHAT, I WAS BORN 2 MONTH TO LATE BECAUSE I WAS SO RIPPED, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!
     
  4. Kouyioue

    Kouyioue Active Member

    How to make a building collapse kid-friendly:

    [​IMG]
     
  5. Torgue_Joey

    Torgue_Joey Emberite -Death Reaper

    JUST WAIT TILL I GET HOME.

    (EDIT: I somewhat having problem to post a gif :/ )
     
    Last edited: Nov 19, 2016
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  6. DARKB1KE

    DARKB1KE Well-Known Member

    I find it pathetic that these gunmen storm into schools and take out their anger on the kids. They should just off themselves.
     
  7. SomeUnregPunk

    SomeUnregPunk Emberite

    Suicidal people that don't want attention successfully kill themselves alone.
    Suicidal people that want attention will kill in public in the hopes they will die with their face plastered all over the media.
    There are people that attack cops hoping they will die and get the attention they feel they deserve.
     
  8. Kouyioue

    Kouyioue Active Member

    [Addressing an amputee]: You can hide, but you can't run! ! ! >:D
     
  9. Torgue_Joey

    Torgue_Joey Emberite -Death Reaper

    A paralysed man meet an blind guy.

    Paralysed man: imma kick your ass.
    Blind guy: I wanna see that.
     
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  10. That reminds me of this:



    One fine day, in the middle of the night
    Two dead boys got up to fight
    Back to back they faced each other,
    Drew their swords and shot one another.

    One was blind and one couldn't see
    So they called in a dummy for referee
    A blind man came to see fair play
    A mute man came to shout hooray.

    A paralyzed mule passing by
    Kicked the blind man in the eye
    Knocked them through a nine inch wall
    Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

    A deaf policeman heard the noise
    And came and shot the two dead boys
    If you don't believe this story's true,
    Ask the blind man, he saw it too.

    This song was originally posted at:
    http://bussongs.com/songs/one-fine-day.php
     
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