weird shop events:
- cowboy buys ingredients to extremely boring pasta-meal.
- all the girls are taller than me for one day.
- the only beer that's barely not alcoholic enough to be treated like an alcoholic beverage gets sold out over the holidays.
- students clog up dried food aisle.
- viking buys two bananas and nothing else.
- girl browses eggs and returns a few minutes later with friend who disagreed with her choices.
