[announcer voice] Today's news on 'what's Thumpin'?'.

Jul 5, 2018
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2492/05/21
[announcer voice] today's news on 'what's Thumpin'?'.
Just the headlines:
*Archaeologist and Geologist orbital scans reveal buried matching alien ruins on EM8ER and it's orbiting moon.
*Lost contact: still no signs of contact from colonist on EN4TZ-A after three months of silence.
*Who really did invent the Deep Fried Ketchup Flavoured Ice Cream Chips? ...no one knows!

...now you know, 'what's thumpin!'
 
Jul 5, 2018
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Fredericton, Canada.
#2
2492/06/18
[announcer voice] today's news on 'what's Thumpin'?'.
Just the headlines:
*Geologists and Engineers say test drill simulations for EM8ER show we need more sub-surface strata data. Recons may be starting soon.
*The latest Omni-Craze; pneumatic-'bounce' calves... "taking it back to old school styles".
*Does EM8ER's ice 'really' make bourbon taste 'better'? Drilling Sgt and connoisseur, "DED" says, YES, it could.... (could this be the end of freeze dried simulated space ice?)

...now you know, 'what's thumpin!'
 
Jul 5, 2018
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Fredericton, Canada.
#3
2492/07/16
[announcer voice] today's news on 'what's Thumpin'?'.
Just the headlines:
*Geologists team drones have hit pay dirt! Confirmed that EM8ER ice caps hide a rich mineral and resource landscape. They say it's time to start colonization plans.
*Omni-Frame fads come and go, but non-chromium black is always in style; how monochromic deep black carbon texture frames are making a comeback with omni-pilots.
*Fighting the fire in the ice. With the proposed prospect of terraformation EM8ER, the first crews are going to have to think about exposure ice burn ... are the standard suits going to cut it? Medical and Technical specialists weigh in.

...now you know, 'what's thumpin!'
 

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#4
2492/07/07

[Announcer voice] today's news on 'what's Thumpin Dumplin'?'.
* Breaking news... G-suit manufacturer's forget zippers, wearers reported wet and distressed

* Reaper big cheese calls all citizens to check their snow plants for potential spy bugs.

* Em8er brave citizens building igloos for the elderly as make shift homes due to kaiju crisis!

* SHOCK as 1-rabbit industries sells 40% shares to Bigbuns Corp!

(I liked all those em8er news and wanted to join in :D)
 
Jul 5, 2018
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Fredericton, Canada.
#5
2492/08/20
[announcer voice] today's news on 'what's Thumpin'?'.
Just the headlines:

*Geologists find new mineral in deepscan tests; pilots nickname it em8e'rite.
*Getting the most out of your AI; Pimped out algorithms guaranteed to get your Omni Frame's AI 'tweaked out '!
*food craze! Looks like jalapeno, taste like sour apple, peals like a banana, hot like hell.. the latest gen-nized 'freggie' by Taikion inc is out...and it needs a name !!!

...now you know, 'what's thumpin!'
 
Jul 5, 2018
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Fredericton, Canada.
#6
2492/09/17
[announcer voice] today's news on 'what's Thumpin'?'.
Just the headlines:

*"*You're hot then you're cold*". Engineers worry that EM8ER's bi-polar temperature fluctuations may cause micro-stress-fractures in gear...new, more flexible, materials may be needed.
*Omni-Pilots be warned... A series of homemade shoulder joints for light omni-frames was circulated at low low costs. Taikion inc and it's ball-joint manufacturing associates are warning "They may break under heavy usage", leaving you limp and double-jointed.
*Low-G environments, High-G turns, no-G zones.... what's YOUR favourite G-zone to take your AI to? The 'sisters' are curious and want to know....

...now you know, 'what's thumpin!'
 
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Jul 5, 2018
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Fredericton, Canada.
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2492/10/15
[announcer voice] today's news on 'what's Thumpin'?'.
Just the headlines:

* "Whispers in the Holes". Drones have been recording 'echoes' in the 'inaudible' low frequency bandwidth range after drilling test holes in some zones of EM8ER. These 'ghost echoes' have scientist excited; could this mean there is Vibranium (Vb-200) down there?

*"Ghost" sounds that have scientists excited, are making probe pilots nervous. The 'whispers' could cause sonar malfunctions, equipment damages or worse... "...who knows what's down them holes..."

*Tired of Tube-Paste puree food when on long-range forays? Fizz-PoP-Bang foods has you covered... try their retro "Fizz-Nutter-Pop-Butter" crunch bar, it will blow your mind!

...now you know, 'what's thumpin!'
 
Jul 5, 2018
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Fredericton, Canada.
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2492/11/19
[announcer voice] today's news on 'what's Thumpin'?'.
Just the headlines:

* Fringe Scientist says; "we need to look at other worlds" .... he claims there should be concerns that this world is under the 'Enshigi eye'. " *...It's too good to be true... it has everything we need... why has it remained unclaimed for so long? "
* Gate-gineers say the cost of the 9th Shadow Gate to EM8ER may have been far higher than initially expected. " We need to terraforme and mine that rock, NOW! "
* " I want me a sexy MEK/A " Demand for sexy, potentially gender based, MEK/A THMPRs is growing in the mech-mod community. Would you make your MEK/A 'stacked' if you could? Inquiring minds want to know....

...now you know, 'what's thumpin!'