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Actually, the bikes were my main method of transport once I got one because (A the gliders only got you so far (B not everyone wanted to craft consumable glider pads when you still had a ways to travel but landed no where near a glider pad (C heading back to a mission board from the...

It's too bad summer is almost over as I enjoy not freezing my fingers off indoors. Although that does mean it's getting closer to Chrismas Bikini time.

Agreed, I don't think the Gatestriders should be "futuristic strip miners with fancy tools to do the job." I think when Terraforming they would only be mining what they absolutely need from nearby asteroids, and some of the planet, but didn't mine everything as they wanted to make sure they...

Mister Torgue, I think you need to see this. link: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=357580694

Would like mention that highlight used for selecting text when typing a reply (for when you need to copy/paste or mass delete) is nearly invisible and that making it a few shades darker (black or blue) would be much better. And the massive amount of gray (especially compared to the old forums'...

I presume people were going for something other than butter to cool it down, so I'm going to say yogurt, although that may not be a good idea. That or refrigerated frosting. On another note, I had a new post for Navel Command, but it's been archived :( So if you want to see it you'll have to...

In one week you will be run over by a car that is driven by a man whose name when pronounced sounds like "do". Even worse, he will be in a gremlin that is painted a horrendous shade of green. The car will find you wherever you are, so staying at home will simply cause the car to drive through...

(Edited) Congrats, all politicians and their spouses are now are cat-people. People will ocassionally comment, reference, complain, and/or curse how a "damn weeb with a genie" made cat people real. Many of these same people feel annoyed and/or angry because it didn't allow a way to make real...

The image didn't upload properly, I'd suggest you upload it to someplace like Imgur and use a link to that page instead.

As funny and stupid as the fact that people would do this is, I think this qualifies as "Too Lewd" for this thread, so please try to rein it in a bit. Feel free to check that none of the other images have genitals shown (female nipples, "cats", and "shticks"), despite plenty of them being...

You become Koh the Face Stealer, but cannot steal someone's face who you have controlled for a short while after the control ends. Good luck 'baiting with no hands. For no wishes to be left and not right.

In the mail from an address that shouldn't exist you find a $400 USD gift card for a restaurant called Ken's Frosted Coyote. Looking up the address on the internet to try and find out what the heck is going on, their website appears with pictures that show that all the employees are race of...

Due to the fact that my hands have worse than average heat retention, I've had to hold my hands on my belly to warm them up rather often this winter. This lifts my shirt up enough to see my belly button and because of this my mom has said that I should paint it several times.

PROGRESS!! I can only hope Em83R will be released by early 2020, or at least for (failure to insert bloody text reading EARLY ACCESS).

Congrats, you are now Mother or Father Brain. Package includes complete insanity, both a metaphorical and literal insane level of near god like intelligence, and a metaphorical burning passion for world domination and/or destruction, as well as an equally intense hatred of Samus Aran and...

Anyone that watches you eat thinks you are a giant alien roach disguised as a human and proceed to take photos of you eating, which they post to social media. This results in mass panic and paranoia as people believe that there are more giant alien roaches among the general population faster...

The Earth now rotates at half the speed it does now, causing days and nights to be twenty four hours long instead of twelve. The increase in the number of hours in a day results in every other work shift to be in complete darkness as humans still need to sleep for about six to ten hours after...

You are now an actual judge of character as long as you hold a book, but the letters and imagery disappear from whatever you touch a rate of 5 square centimeters per second, steadily ruining its value to both your power and its intended purpose until the entire thing is blank. Due to such you...

I believe it was a tesla mine launcher that repaired deployables.

New blood is exactly what this thread needed! Thank you Eternal 1481! Now while I don't know who the gal on top is cosplaying as (Starcraft series?), I can tell the lady on the bottom has a very fett-ching outfit. ;)