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^Banned because you cannot violate a Huge Iron Penis Attack Animal.

As a founder that showed up too late for the rewards I don't mind that I'm not getting them. Getting a spiritual successor to a game I loved that much is reward enough.

^Banned because you cannot be on a month.

You gain the ability to regulate pillow/mattress softness at will but all pillows and mattresses gain sentience and flee your presence I wish all my clothes were self cleaning with no effort on my part.

Oh you crazy Americans and your eating poisons. Here in a Australia we just ease up on the bug spray for a day or two and spiders kill all of our idiots off.

Success! all of humanity has gained the ability to replace themselves with a cardboard cut-out when receiving critical injuries. This ability is usable twice per 6 hours sleep and has a wide variety of customisation options. However humanity doesn't know this and looses the ability to...

^Banned for wanting things explained to "people"

Family Guy is now cancelled everywhere forever, sadly this raises the show as a martyr to others and soon it is held as the highest form of televised art ever achieved. It's replacement is one episode of the Bold and the Beautiful repeated forever. I wish all state level conflicts across the...

Little Bits

Dogs and cats fear no bangers, In fact Dogs and cats now fear nothing at all and throw themselves into any and all confrontations with no concerns for their own safety, decimating the population worldwide. I wish these and/or those walls could talk.

^Banned for ignoring the first two rules of Pillowfight Club

you gain the ability to retract 3cm of all your bodily hair. but it's all your body hair at once (so no eyebrows when it's retracted) I understand with the legalese making it harder to corrupt a wish in a predictable manner, but i feel it makes it harder to corrupt a wish in general. I will...

^ Banned for not enough leather in image.

the ability to disable the fruitfulness/fertility of any organism and/or demographic you point to/think of without otherwise affecting said organism/demographic is granted to you. however you become so narcissistic that you only ever think of (and desire to reproduce with) yourself from this...

Happy Australian New Years Eve! Or our annual attempt at burning down the sydney harbour bridge and/or opera house.

you gain a rank of good luck, unfortunately you started with five ranks of bad luck. I wish fruit screamed in pain as it was eaten/peeled/processed.

^Banned for complaining about the strict rules as granted by our forum overlords

You are now a rock. As you are not alive you can neither live forever nor die I wish fir the comfiest pants ever.

Now this redesign I like, Gives me a good evangelion vibe.