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Google says it's Zool. I've never heard of it. What does Google win? In this game, you place cards on top of each other in a series of lines. First face down, then face up.

Ninja Gaiden. The best part about you explaining that badly was saying rhymes with "cool."

The open world, and running around exploring. There was just so much cool stuff to see and do. Especially after PvP was removed. Plus it was always fun trying ways to fall through the map.

I think I'd avoid anyone whose hobby is juggling cocks. They don't sound mentally well.

That was more of a reply to Pandagnome, but sure? Here's one: Your plane crashes near an island full of dinosaurs. You don't know how to properly hold things. The only way to see how much health you've got left is by looking at the heart tattoo on your chest.

That looks dangerous. Behold, the power of cheese:

Please. I'm the master of disguise.

You know it.

Lode Runner. Man, I remember that game. Good times, and catch music. You control a bunch of green haired dudes, and the objective is to get as many of them as you can to a designated exit alive.

Wait, I wasn't supposed to be doing that already?

Well, if we didn't have rocks that rolled, we could still have logs that roll.

You have to remember to rock and roll all night too.

I'll draw you a map, so you don't get lost again. Staying with the death jokes a bit: A vulture tries to board an airplane with two dead deer. The flight attendant stops him and says "Sir, customers are only allowed one carrion each."

Alright. I'm wearing my birthday suit. Now what?

I've seen a lot of Christian Bale movies, but I don't recognize this one. What's it from?

No assless chaps confirmed. Feelz bad man. And as a pre-emptive strike against those "All chaps are assless hur de durr." people, I'd like to note that only the good ones are. Only the good ones.

That's much better than what I was thinking. Also, can we get @EvilKitten in here to comment on how effective that pet holding is to mount pictures on the wall?

Must be pretty fucking determined...Just saying.

How's he going to track anything? He looks lost himself.

Ahhh. Do I even want to know what you use to hang stuff on the walls?