Being intentionally cheeky

[Kouyioue]

So I normally get into some nefarious friend discussions on chatango and stuff, we were coming up with some intentionally provocative things.

We talk about quite a few things like:

---Using(and uploading) completely safe images to/from porn sites(because they appear as images in chat regardless of how they're linked), just to provoke various chatango moderaters. xD
(doubt that this'd work here, don't do it) or using actual porn//hentai images cropped to be safe just because nobody questions where people get the avatars from(and rotating them and mirring them little to avoid reverse lookups) It's funny, because unless the image is clicked on and enlarged, you don't see the URL until it's too late. hahahaa ! !
^^^I don't recommend being cheeky like this on kids websites unless you modify the image to not be reverse searchable

---Using foreign words to get crap past the radar

---Being annoying within the rules just to see who'd snap

---Using tinyURL to convince people to visit jump-scare websites TWICE and youtube videos with obvious thumbnails xD

---Intentionally sticking antitheft magnet pads onto ourselves and walking into stores

---I once cooked meatloaf in the shape of a ______ just to annoy my friend once

etc.

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You know what else is cheeky? .... THIS HOLIDAY:

What do you guys do to be cheeky? In real life or whatnot

 

[Torgue_Joey]

every time my production manager want to pick something up from the floor
I give him that dirty look
YES! BEND OVER. ON YOUR KNEEHHIHIHIHI!

or using childish swearing words, like raisin-butt-biscuit; pickle-licker; folding brush.
Or calling our electrician "power socket fertilizer"

*calls personal manager*
"WE DON'T EVEN GOT SS-UNIFORM! WHAT THE F*CK ARE THE MIRRORS FOR THEN?"

 

[Torgue_Joey]

or that when ever I "steal" tools from others and they look at me with a questioning face
"What? Animals don't ask, they take" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Kouyioue]

When two people are arguing online and they keep starting their posts with `` I never ``s:

The first thing that crosses my mind is that disclaiming every post with pages and pages and pages of ``I never saids `` = wussing out on one's own stance = weakling even if their argument is the correct one.

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How is this being cheeky?
...WELL! !
Because it tends to make me log in and start posting blatant lies just to make the enemy win their argument xD

I love to prey on the virtual-weak ^_^

 

[Kouyioue]

I would grow a single stalk of corn(or plant a single fully-grown stalk of it) in my front yard just to see how neighbors and ongoing cars would react to it

What if:

You grew an entire patch of corn and then drove around at night in a silent-running truck recklessly planting it all over a random neighborhood?

 

[NanoTechnician]

https://i.snag.gy/1Qt9q0.jpg

 

[Nunaden]

1. I say nope even when I'm going to do it
2. telling my teachers that they are insane (in a bad way) and then telling them that it is normal to be insane.

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

Intentionally being cheeky... hmm... well I got a story about that...


I used to frequent an old bb forum that was formed around fans of the "Wheel of Time" series by Robert Jordan. I started reading that series when I was in elementary school. But it got old due to Jordan's inabilities as a storyteller. Anyway, I was mainly a lurker because groups of people within the forum were very resistant to people joining "their" section of the forums and cross pollinating. One day a group of friends got fed up with this stupid drama that would happen in the place that would keep creating social walls around people that made playing games(text based RPGs) or just normal interactions difficult. It also made meetups annoying. When the community which was organized by this group of friends would get a hall or a restaurant to meet at, few people would socialize among each other. They would instead stay within their tiny social circle which would get even tinier when said people would say stuff like, "Your [insert race, age, fat or thin here]?" The meetups would become a neat disaster as people would just distance each other even more. So they decided to do some stupid drama of their own to point out how crazy some people are in their community and that craziness isn't helping anyone.

They decided to make an argument between friends about something silly that would turn into a revelation about an fake orgy/wife&husband swap event that went on between them. It was all fake and they had some fun in creating the script between each other to use. It would turn horrendously ugly and then they were going to stop talking to each other on that forum for awhile. This was just to point out how silly all the people were in making small tight knit social groups that were pushing people away when the community itself is a small niche group. But it got out of hand.

It got out of hand because the people they were trying to lecture to, fell for it so hard that this group of friends noticed it just made things worse and only a few people realized what they were doing. I did. I found it hilarious. Others did not when they finally got fed up and told everyone. It did seem to work for the community though. Many people starting becoming more welcoming. But one group kept up on their ways until they decided to distance themselves from the community when the mods asked them how much longer they were going to isolate themselves.

so yeah being intentionally cheeky can be worthwhile sometimes.

 

[Torgue_Joey]

1. I say nope even when I'm going to do it

I also sometime do that when by boss/workmates approach me and at the moment they open their mouth.

2. telling my teachers that they are insane (in a bad way) and then telling them that it is normal to be insane.

I always give a big smile "YES" when they say that to me

 

[Kouyioue]

Recently downloaded the WTFboom soundclip, so I clipped away the beeping and the theFucboom at the end. Then I maxed out the volume so that it's just the " WHAT--" And that's my new notification sound. Now I just need to go out in public and hope people twitch at the sound of the almost-WTFboom

 

[Nunaden]

Is putting on a balaclava, dressing like an insurgence and than running around crying "Down with the republic!" still cheeky or already terrorism? xD

 

[SunderPlunder]

yes

 

[Nunaden]

yes

aww... shit... D:

 

[ble003]

i usually never do that kind of thing. i have what i think of as "mime-mode", though, which i enter into particularly around children. basically amounts to deliberately misinterpreting instructions, and the physical version of anti-jokes, while attempting to maintain a poker-face. thinking about it, i seem to adapt to children by becoming more like them. from my experience this amuses both myself and the children, but it becomes a problem when i'm expected to enter that state reliably.

i generally respect information sufficiently that i don't lie when the person asking has any business knowing the answer. schemes to confuse people or make them briefly consider the truth something ludicrous are something that amuses me greatly, though; just did my first one of those this week.

 

[Kouyioue]

I'm having fun with a new habit I picked up

- Perpetuating topic derailments and flamewars between rep-farmers so moderators pissed at them
(Every forum has at least two of these groups that form their own little collusive cliques where they talk shit about every little thing so that they can like eachother's posts and farm postcount. And because they shittalk, it's easy to get them to mass-flood//derail topics and sick the mods on them by goading them into starting flamewars and recording their forum activity )

- - - - -

After a few years of trolling and self-enjoyment, and with lots of scrutiny for **comment-history** on over seventeen online forums:

I've concluded that people over 30 are exponentially more irritable and lack conscientious judgement. This is the crowd that _talks shit for likes_ if there's a forum rep system. But get super duper angry when corrected

PSA: Don't confuse " _total-accumulated-age_ " for intelligence

 

[ble003]

we needed to get rid of a leaky bottle of fancy perfume-essence earlier this summer. i saved it from the trash and hid it under a rock (on asphalt) by some mailboxes instead, just to potentially confuse people. i returned the next day, and the smell was strong. i haven't returned since. don't know if it'd be funnier if it was gone, if it was found and they left it, if nobody found it, or if nobody noticed.

 

[SunderPlunder]

wow thats very cheeky.......maybe not

 

[ble003]

recent ideas i haven't acted on yet:
dyeing the area around a hole in a shirt so it looks like washed-out human blood.
dyeing it so it looks like washed-out nonhuman blood.
inserting an extra entry on map stand things (like in supermarkets), in a nonsensical location, where the text is a rickroll.

also thought of changing the location of "you are here", but that's more inconvenience than i'm willing to inflict.

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

recent ideas i haven't acted on yet:
dyeing the area around a hole in a shirt so it looks like washed-out human blood.
dyeing it so it looks like washed-out nonhuman blood.

dyeing it so it looks like poo instead.

 

[Drakin5]

Is yelling “Allahu Akbar” at the end of a countdown or before pressing the plunger detonator in a non-terrorist work (e.g. miners, chem teachers) while in front of everyone else considered cheeky AF?