Fortnite Alpha, one key

[NitroMidgets]

Sorry but I only have one key to give out. Any of you interested in the Fortnite Alpha?

If so just be the first to post to here and then I will message you about your access.

If I get more keys later I will refer back to this post and try to give them out in the order of who posted. Anybody who gets a key and doesn't share with the others, I hope you die in a car fire.

 

[Ronyn]

I am! one of the few games I have not been able to get into.

 

[NitroMidgets]

Hmmm. I don't think the no developer thing applies since Mark isn't paying you. Good enough for me. Will PM you.

 

[Ronyn]

Actually...

...nevermind.
I'll just say thank you.

 

[NitroMidgets]

No, no, Ronyn. You AREN'T being paid. You hear me? Now don't fuck with my reality. When my reality gets angry it gets stabby and stabby leaves blood stains and blood stains are only fashionable for Halloween.
Glad we got that all cleared up.
FYI, I still hate you. That is all.

 

[NitroMidgets]

I have a Standard Edition game key to give away. Anybody else interested? I haven't posted in a while.

 

[Torgue_Joey]

(kick in door)
EXPLOSION

(I'm not even sure if I want it.)

 

[BunnyHunny]

I have a new door to give away. Anyone interested?

 

[Pandagnome]

I have a new door to give away. Anyone interested?

How big is the door and does it have a iris scan?

 

[Despair]

I want one to test it^^

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

Looks like L4D + Tower Defense.

eh... it's alpha and epic games is developing various other PvP/MOBA/other games that I wonder if they will actually finish any of them for release.

 

[NitroMidgets]

Ask Ronyn or Masterofm about it. It was complete in Alpha. Now in Beta and it plays better than any "finished" product that Ubisoft or EA has put out in the last decade.