ble003
  • i was thinking about an email and those questions are what it boiled down to. they're versatile questions. they're cool. they're right.
    Pandagnome
    Pandagnome
    what will the email subject title be for this though?
    i just wrote a list in an order where i explain the norwegian political parties. it's capitalized and some things.
    Pandagnome
    Pandagnome
    that sounds good but why is that?
    ble003
    ble003
    because i only lie obviously.
    Pandagnome
    Pandagnome
    thank you for being honest about telling lies
    i'm glad tachymetres say tachymetre, otherwise i wouldn't know what they are.
    Torgue_Joey
    Torgue_Joey
    TACHYMETER. I WOULDN'T EVEN F*CKING KNOW WHAT THAT WAS.
    Pandagnome
    Pandagnome
    me too i thought it was just decorative numbers to make watches look even more appealing with more numbers hmm
    Torgue_Joey
    Torgue_Joey
    WHEN YOUR TECHNOLOGIE IS SO ADVANCED, THAT YOU USE TACHYON AS A MEASURING UNIT.
    136 iq; fuck you, traffic. *AoT salute*
    Pandagnome
    Pandagnome
    the traffic is an endless wave of turd it sometimes runs slow and other times fast when flying cars happen there will be air traffic then there will be submarine cars and sea traffic the only place is space perhaps there is less traffic in mars for now!
    ble003
    ble003
    we can fortify against traffic, but traffic can always be bigger than we expect and not all traffic is the same. there is only one solution: in space, no-one can hear traffic.
    Pandagnome
    Pandagnome
    space is the place
    saw a thing about prince philip on news. got me thinking: how to dress so people who think you're a god decide you're not a god after all?
    Pandagnome
    Pandagnome
    yes he would be like bob hoskin from roger rabbit... the philip god with a more weird accent and hold a screw driver in one hand to point and do things!
    ble003
    ble003
    now the trench-coat is open, under it there is a white t-shirt with the face of a celebrity you don't really care about. it fits perfectly and shows that it is covering a torso, but that torso is wholly unremarkable. all else being equal, is this prince philip easier or more difficult to think of as god?
    Pandagnome
    Pandagnome
    I read that if you rub a belly and make a wish it comes true
    but that is to do with a statue. I cant seem to see him as a god unless he had a nice elephant head then for sure!
    - just good enough at math that norway would allow him to take career-paths where math-mistakes have fatalities. this scares him.
    my electives so-far point to careers where i either make people understand, make people understandable, or make understandable people.
    EvilKitten
    EvilKitten
    I can understand your dilemma, it is understandably difficult to pick between those options. What about a career where you make understandable people understand people understandably.
    Torgue_Joey
    Torgue_Joey
    WHAT?! SPEAK IN EXPLOSION. THAT'S RIGHT, REPLACE THAT LAME 'UNDERSTAND' WITH 'EXPLOSION'. *BOOM* INSTANT HAPPY LIFE.
    i just tried to call up an episodic memory from my mother's past. needless to say, it didn't work.
    Pandagnome
    Pandagnome
    playing music helps
    ble003
    ble003
    brains don't work like that, i don't remember anything of her past that she hasn't told me, and what she has only semantically. she told me the memory when i mentioned trying, though.
    Pandagnome
    Pandagnome
    It time to make new memories !
    i'd like to try drawing with my ps3-controller, but can't find how on internets.
    Pandagnome
    Pandagnome
    if you find one about snes controller let me know too thanks!
    you knew who i am, what i'd done and why. does becoming my victim warrant an extended action-sequence?
    Pandagnome
    Pandagnome
    You could also have your own aftershave i
    ble003
    ble003
    no, i was writing from a female perspective.
    Pandagnome
    Pandagnome
    i thought you were a director of your own movie i guess wrong ah
    Do what's good, Not what's bad, Even if you're really angry.
    EvilKitten
    EvilKitten
    What if you do what is crazy instead.

    ...what if you are a robot without any understanding of the concept of good or bad?
    Pandagnome
    Pandagnome
    what if you accidentally farted it felt good but it smelt bad and it made people laugh but yet it made people run what would that be classified as ?
    EvilKitten
    EvilKitten
    Those are called "Silent but Deadly's". ...well except for the laughing part. I suppose if you combined some nitrus oxide... or perhaps you are just in a room with a bunch of cynical people.
    i can no longer fully extend my arms. possible causes: polymorph, amazing hair, injury, cybernetics, aliens, too many curl-squats.
    ble003
    ble003
    silly kitten, sith aren't real.
    Pandagnome
    Pandagnome
    1) fix hair shave hair
    2) buy xmas present for aliens or sith as peace offering
    3) do stretch and squat on a bosu ball
    EvilKitten
    EvilKitten
    Obviously you won't know the sith are real until they take over the gal- er world. Don't worry once they do there will be peace (and kittens!)
    I now know one word in sign-language. "logarithm". there is a reason why i learned this word, and it is not this post.
    Pandagnome
    Pandagnome
    i know how to say tree in sign language but that's about it
    Torgue_Joey
    Torgue_Joey
    *middle finger* NO OTHER SIGN LANGUAGE NEEDED.
    today i gained a reason to find out or think up what the sun smells like. it doesn't, but the smell of space will suffice for my purposes.
    Pandagnome
    Pandagnome
    would the space smell like any areas of space or does it depend on what inhabits the space?
    ble003
    ble003
    well apparently it smells different in different places, based on what elements are available. mostly smells we associate with intense heat of some sort. the smell of our solar system has been compared to spent gunpowder, which is extra perfect for what i have in mind. here's the article i found: http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2011-01/fyi-what-does-space-smell
    Pandagnome
    Pandagnome
    This part in the article is interesting
    "In dark pockets of the universe, molecular clouds full of tiny dust particles host a veritable smorgasbord of odors, from wafts of sweet sugar to the rotten-egg stench of sulfur."

    I wonder what makes the sweet smell is there sugar in space?
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